Saturday, February 16, 2008

How to Identify the City you are in

Scenario 1


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes

along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right & after that distribute sweets[Misthi]

You are in Kolkatta


Scenario 2


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes

along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai


Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries

to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi


Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes

he writes a software programm to stop the fight ..

but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program

Thats Bangalore !!!!



Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting

now the people who are walking beside them come closer

now the mob beat the both on street's [that's called mob's justice].

Yup exactly you are somewhere in Bihar.



Scenario 6

Two guys r fighting like a bunch of street dogs on the main road and the third person comes and start enjoying there fight,

After some time when both are tired and faint on road

Then that third person comes and with lots of over action claims that

He is the one who have kicked there asses and takes them to the hospital.

Then that's Madras

[Satak satak satak .. slap's .. oops sry thats Chennai ]



Scenario 7

two guys are fighting


other two guys come and enjoy it

also will bet who will win

guess which city


Balle balle that's Chandigarh.




Scenario 8


Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and

call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in Hyderabad.

Watch this Hyderabadi Bryani






Hyderabad is the capital city of the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. Situated in the Telangana region of Andhra Pradesh, the city has an estimated population of 6.1 million people (61 lakh), making it the 6th most populous metropolis in India. Hyderabad is known for its rich history, culture and architecture representing its unique characteristic of a meeting point for North and South India, and its multi-lingual culture, both geographically and culturally. Hyderabad has been a place where Hindus and Muslims have co-existed peacefully for centuries. Hyderabad is also one of the most developed cities in the country. It is an emerging information technology (or IT) and biotechnology hub of India. Hyderabad and Secunderabad are twin cities, separated by the Husain Sagar (bound by the 'Tank Bund'), a man made lake made during the time of Ibrahim Qutb Shah in 1562. The Charminar (Urdu: "Four Minars") monument, built in the center of Hyderabad by Muhammad Quli Qutb Shah in 1591, is a commemoration of the eradication of a plague in the region.

Typical Hyderabadis ., enjoy bluffing & boasting




More

After every thing happens ,
At last the police comes

Yup that's Indian Police


Last Scenario,


Two guys are fighting......

The third guy cum n he start takin ones side...

The fourth on either side....

then they start full Hungama.

now the police cums........

they all cum together to beat the cop [Dhikckaw dhickyaw].......


That's the Indian unity........

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